A woman was heading to a private island on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot had a heart attack. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabbed the radio and shouted, “Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!”
Ground control received her call for help and answered back: “Don’t worry, ma’am. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”
The woman responded, “I’m 5'3" and am sitting in the right front seat.”
Ground control: “Repeat after me: Our Father….. who art in Heaven….